If you're a criminal alien with "family relationships" in the U.S., are studying on the American taxpayer's dime, are the recipient of the "attention of [pro-amnesty] advocacy groups," and have "been here a long time"; if you are the focus of "political considerations," were in the midst of applying for legal status when, oops, you stumbled into crime, have made a career of traffic offenses or have violated state law the Obama administration does not want enforced (identity theft and fraud are examples); if charges are pending against you, but you have yet to be convicted—KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. You're more than qualified for leniency, or for what the Obama administration has termed "prosecutorial discretion." Deportation is no threat to you. Congratulations! You're on schedule for joining what the American Founding Fathers had hoped would be a commonwealth of virtue.