The greatest things always seem to happen to me. By "greatest," I mean the kind of really offbeat stuff that just doesn’t seem to happen to a lot of other people. Stuff that makes for such good stories that it almost sounds fabricated.
Two weeks ago, I received a certified letter with the familiar logo of my Doctor’s office on the envelope. I opened it to find out that I was being fired. I was kindly informed that I should never again return to the office as a patient. Here is the letter I received, with the printed name scratched out to protect the guilty.